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The boys meet a boy called Blanket who is new to the neighbourhood, and despite Cartman's initial reservations at hanging out with a `little kid', the gang is persuaded to go inside his house - where his strange but extremely playful father is introducedAnimated Movie/Drama/Sitcom

The boys try to earn themselves some extra pocket money by shovelling snow. However, they are distracted by news that a time traveller from the year 3045 has entered their world to look for work, and it is not long before more people from the future arrive and start taking all the jobsAnimated Movie/Drama/Sitcom

Chandler ponders the importance of commitment, Monica starts work in a restaurant and Phoebe's home truths make her an unpopular choice as Joey's agent. Comedy, starring Matt LeBlanc and Matthew PerrySitcom

Actress Isabella Rossellini makes Ross's day by dropping into Central Perk for a coffee. Phoebe's efforts to introduce her half-brother to the city give him the wrong idea about her line of work. Comedy, with David Schwimmer, Lisa Kudrow and Giovanni RibisiSitcom

The boys meet a boy called Blanket who is new to the neighbourhood, and despite Cartman's initial reservations at hanging out with a `little kid', the gang is persuaded to go inside his house - where his strange but extremely playful father is introducedAnimated Movie/Drama/Sitcom

The boys try to earn themselves some extra pocket money by shovelling snow. However, they are distracted by news that a time traveller from the year 3045 has entered their world to look for work, and it is not long before more people from the future arrive and start taking all the jobsAnimated Movie/Drama/Sitcom

Doug and Carrie travel to the Caribbean, but their holiday in the sun is interrupted by a phone call from Arthur, who has a serious problem on his hands in the basement. Sitcom, starring Kevin JamesSitcom

Doug asks his father for financial aid to help deal with the mould problem in his house. When he receives some paternal advice on saving for a rainy day, he starts to wonder where all his money goes - and decides Carrie's wild spending is the problem. Comedy, starring Kevin JamesSitcom

In this homage to the film Sliding Doors, two possible versions of the shrink's Valentine's Day unfold - one in which a waitress captures his heart and one where he spends a lonely night at home. Comedy, starring Kelsey GrammerSitcom

Ray becomes the butt of embarrassing jibes for failing to consider Debra's feelings in a social crisis, and vows to be more attentive in future. Comedy, starring Ray Romano and Patricia HeatonSitcom

Ray gets the chance to cover the Super Bowl for his newspaper - but feels guilty about not asking Debra to accompany him. Ray Romano starsSitcom

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Mike decides to leave his bachelor pad behind and move in with Molly and her family, but has to contend with being the only man in the house. Comedy, starring Billy GardellSitcom

Mike is offered the chance to buy Vince's 1957 Chevy Bel Air - to the dismay of Molly, who wants to put the money toward their weddingSitcom

Judith's sister Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher) turns up at Jake's birthday party, to the delight of Charlie, who remembers her from a previous encounter. Humiliatingly, it seems she does not recall him - and worse, is determined to seduce Alan. Meanwhile, Rose goes to a wedding in a clown costumeSitcom

Judith suggests that Jake see a therapist to help him get over his parents' divorce. Charlie and Alan are unconvinced the split is to blame for the boy's mood, while Evelyn uses the situation as an excuse to offload her own resentment. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Angus T JonesSitcom

Charlie forms a relationship with Alan's divorce attorney, whose demands quickly become excessive even for the womanising musician - but the short-lived flirtation threatens to jeopardise his brother's chances of obtaining the settlement he wants. Comedy, guest starring Heather LocklearSitcom

Janice persuades the pals to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets about a period in their relationships three years earlier. Phoebe is trying to move out without telling Monica, Rachel wants one last fling before she gets married and Ross makes a distressing discovery. Comedy starring Matthew Perry, with Maggie WheelerSitcom

Monica buys a bed from Janice's husband but the wrong one is delivered. Joey gets a job teaching a soap opera acting class, while Rachel tries to ease the tension between Ross and her fatherSitcom

Mike decides to leave his bachelor pad behind and move in with Molly and her family, but has to contend with being the only man in the house. Comedy, starring Billy GardellSitcom

Mike is offered the chance to buy Vince's 1957 Chevy Bel Air - to the dismay of Molly, who wants to put the money toward their weddingSitcom

Charlie puts his culinary skills to the test, Alan tries to date two women at the same time and Jake samples his first beer. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T JonesSitcom

Alan believes the situation will end badly when Charlie begins dating his receptionist. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones starSitcom

Janice persuades the pals to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets about a period in their relationships three years earlier. Phoebe is trying to move out without telling Monica, Rachel wants one last fling before she gets married and Ross makes a distressing discovery. Comedy starring Matthew Perry, with Maggie WheelerSitcom

Monica buys a bed from Janice's husband but the wrong one is delivered. Joey gets a job teaching a soap opera acting class, while Rachel tries to ease the tension between Ross and her fatherSitcom

Mike decides to leave his bachelor pad behind and move in with Molly and her family, but has to contend with being the only man in the house. Comedy, starring Billy GardellSitcom

Mike is offered the chance to buy Vince's 1957 Chevy Bel Air - to the dismay of Molly, who wants to put the money toward their weddingSitcom

Charlie puts his culinary skills to the test, Alan tries to date two women at the same time and Jake samples his first beer. Starring Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T JonesSitcom

Alan believes the situation will end badly when Charlie begins dating his receptionist. Charlie Sheen, Jon Cryer and Angus T Jones starSitcom

Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a green card - and is still in love with him. Lisa Kudrow starsSitcom

Ross celebrates his birthday in style by attending a concert, but Joey, Rachel and Phoebe cannot afford to tag along. Meanwhile, Chandler goes on a date with a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistakeSitcom

Rachel struggles to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk and Monica inadvertently poisons Ross with her kiwi-lime pie, leaving Chandler and Joey holding the baby. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer, with a guest appearance by singer Chrissie HyndeSitcom

Judith's sister Liz (guest star Teri Hatcher) turns up at Jake's birthday party, to the delight of Charlie, who remembers her from a previous encounter. Humiliatingly, it seems she does not recall him - and worse, is determined to seduce Alan. Meanwhile, Rose goes to a wedding in a clown costumeSitcom

Judith suggests that Jake see a therapist to help him get over his parents' divorce. Charlie and Alan are unconvinced the split is to blame for the boy's mood, while Evelyn uses the situation as an excuse to offload her own resentment. Comedy, starring Charlie Sheen and Angus T JonesSitcom

Charlie forms a relationship with Alan's divorce attorney, whose demands quickly become excessive even for the womanising musician - but the short-lived flirtation threatens to jeopardise his brother's chances of obtaining the settlement he wants. Comedy, guest starring Heather LocklearSitcom

Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a green card - and is still in love with him. Lisa Kudrow starsSitcom

Ross celebrates his birthday in style by attending a concert, but Joey, Rachel and Phoebe cannot afford to tag along. Meanwhile, Chandler goes on a date with a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistakeSitcom

Rachel struggles to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk and Monica inadvertently poisons Ross with her kiwi-lime pie, leaving Chandler and Joey holding the baby. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer, with a guest appearance by singer Chrissie HyndeSitcom

A naive pizza parlour owner inherits $40billion and moves to New York, where he encounters unscrupulous opportunists keen to get their hands on the money - and a ruthless reporter determined to tell his story. Remake of 1936 romantic comedy Mr Deeds Goes to Town, with Adam Sandler, Winona Ryder, John Turturro, Allen Covert, Peter Gallagher and Jared HarrisFilm/Comedy

Performance recorded in 2007 at London's Bloomsbury theatre. The comedian entertains the crowds with his rapid-fire wit, trademark one-liners and tongue-in cheek gagsComedy